The Ballad of George Bush

On the strategic slaughter of Iraqis in 1991, sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" from the Beverly Hillbillies

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Bush,
His weak economy 'bout to fall right on its tush.
To main-tain status he might have to kick more ass,
When o-ver the sand comes Saddam to grab some gas.

(Oil, that is. Black crack. Fossil dependency.)

Well the first thing you know, ol' Saddam is now "Adolf".
George Bush said, "We should blow his head right off!"
Said, "In a WAR is the place we all should be!"
So they loaded up the tanks and rolled into Saudi.

(Arabia, that is. Monarchy. Feudalism.)

*** The Overly Rich Bullies! ***

[Insert Banjo Break Here]

Now it's time to say "shut up" to Bush and all his crew,
Cause we're mighty pissed at them for what they always do.
You're all invited to the street to shout out vocally,
And make a heapin' helpin' of some true democracy.

(By the people, that is.) Speak out a spell. Tell your rulers off.
Y'all come out now, y'hear?

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