Names for Bands

Anyone starting a band is officially allowed to use any of the following names. (If you use one of these names, please drop me a note at ken.cheetham@comcast.net so I can mark it as taken.)

Crufty Lint
The Corporate Ostriches
The Moist Aliens
See What Happens
The Dress Codes     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
Chunks of Gray     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
The Dangling Uvulas
The Marauding Hordes
The Comforting Delusions
Feet Soup
The Clever Fools (as in humans)
The Bilabial Fricatives
The Forest Owners
The Final Twitches     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
Hair Salad
Brazen Plunderers (BP)
The Little Pink Fuckles
The Inside of a Cow Band (friend of mine thought up this one)
The Parasitic Plutocrats
Here We Go     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
Here It Comes
Toenail Clippers for Seniors
Sadonecrocopraphagilagnia
Good Until Tomorrow     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
The Incessant Sirens
Parallel Monogamy
In The Way
The Property Addicts
Shriveled Specks of Nothingness     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
Christ's Breasts
The Satisfying Chord Progressions
Mean Santa
The Horse Doovers
The List of All Non-Existing Things
Rectal Neighbor
Taken Aback
That Band with the Really Stupid Name
Still Not Dead Yet     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
Unstated Premise     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
Nobody (Think of the bar ads.)
The Itchy Dried-Up Boogers
The Bizarre Pharmaceutical Kluges
On the Next Page     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
The Thick Putrid Phlegm (please don't everyone jump on this one at once)
The Fossil Fuel Moment
Not Spoze to Happen
The Nearly Infinite     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)
Fun to Squish
The Godmakers *     (This one has now been taken! Please select another.)

* an allusion to the axiom "Where there is a watch, can there fail to be a watchmaker?"

See also my Names for Peak Oil Organizations.
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