And now the generic corporate news product.
A number of people were killed today, some by other people,
and others in natural disasters and transportation accidents.
Several politicians explained at length today why they are
not really full of bullshit. Other politicians fiercely
debated the most efficient legislation for shifting more of the
wealth to their corporate sponsors. The
economy remains very healthy for huge corporations and affluent
investors, despite some pesky demands for fair wages from people
who do the actual work. A variety of professional actors
and athletes made a lot of money today to keep you preoccupied
with irrelevant concerns. The weather tomorrow will be
sunny and warm while you sit in an office staring at a computer.
And the local zoo received a new big furry animal today.
Now just stay in front of the TV and don't try to change anything.
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